Wednesday, April 11, 2012
April 23rd
Friday, December 9, 2011
My Injury
Monday, September 5, 2011
What College Didn't Teach Me About Teaching
Three years ago, I arrived at my classroom ready to prepare it for the new school year. I had learned about all the guidelines for setting up a classroom, arranging desks, and decorating the walls. I had not learned about the possibility that there might be faulty piping in the school. My classroom was on the corner of the school, having two exterior walls. I chose it because it had a door to the outdoors, allowing me to see daylight once in awhile. Apparently, the contractors thought my corner classroom would be the best location for a drainage pipe. Therefore, rainwater on the roof could drain through a hole in my ceiling and into the sink. Unfortunately, the contractors did not deem it necessary to align the drainage pipe with the aforementioned sink. The result: one week before school started I got to spend the day cleaning up a classroom flood instead of setting up my classroom. That turned out okay, because the district ordered kick-proof walls for my classroom and made a mess of the place during their installation, so my things would have been moved anyway. Floods and kick-proof walls? Where was this in the college textbooks?
Last year, I started at a new school in a new district. On my first day of school, I was scheduled to start my day as the special education teacher in a kindergarten classroom. I entered the classroom to see a screaming, yelling, kicking five year old. Though I didn't know this child and he was not one of the children I was assigned to work with, I went to help out so that the general education teacher could manage the rest of her class. As soon as the child saw the opportunity, he bolted from the classroom and ran across the campus. I quickly went into running mode and sprinted after him. Here I was, the new teacher at a new school, giving my first impression to all as the teacher who chases after kids. In dress shoes. And a skirt. There weren't any conventional tactics I could use to stop the child and he was heading for the parking lot, which exits into a busy intersection. I had no choice but to reach out and scoop the child up in my arms, screaming and kicking, in front of lots of parents and teachers and the principal.
This year I faced some more surprises. I arrived at school a week early to start planning for the year and arranging my classroom. My to-do lists for school preparation are often a mile long. This time I had the pleasure to add to my list "sweep up dead cockroaches." There were about a dozen. But, as usual, I managed to get everything cleaned up, floods and walls and cockroaches, before the students arrived on the first day of school. It was a great day. It went by in a blur, but everything went according to plan, or at least as close to plan as I expected. During one of my groups, a child informed me in his own unique way that he needed the restroom. He went to the in-class bathroom and I realized that he had had an accident. So, while continuing instruction with the rest of my first graders through a crack in the bathroom door, I attended to the boy. It turns out, he surprised me with much more than expected.
So, college, I have a bone to pick with you. There are many things you taught me, but not nearly enough. In all of those textbooks, where were the lessons on leaky roofs, kick-proof walls, cockroach infestations, runaway children, and poopy pants?
Thursday, August 4, 2011
I'm Famous (Today Only)!
Great news! West Valley Runners is featured on the home page
right now! Check it out and tell your friends:
http://www.meetup.com/tour/t/
Every day, a handful of the most active Meetup Groups are
chosen to appear on this page. Your Meetup will be appearing on
the home page all day today.
Congrats!
The Team at Meetup HQ
I clicked the link to check it out and celebrate my awesome Meetup group. Not only is the group featured on the main page, but I am in the picture. Way in the background, there is a woman in a black tank holding a pink ball. That's me! While I do find it funny that the picture advertising our group is of us bowling and not running, I won't complain about getting to be famous for the day.
Friend Jill likes to track her 15 minutes of fame. I haven't done this yet, but maybe I should start. I'd need to look up how to calculate such a thing. For instance, my name has been in several newspapers after a big race (eg Long Island Half Marathon, Big Sur Marathon). Does that count as fame? I don't know.
Monday, August 1, 2011
People Watching
As I walked back to my chair after a chilly dip in the Atlantic Ocean, I took notice of a boy creating a comical scene. Instead of sticking my nose in a book, I decided to dig my feet into the sand and enjoy the show in front of me. The boy repeatedly threw himself into the ocean waves, purposely allowing each rush of water to toss him around and ram him against the sand.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Running Late
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due
However, I have two major issues with how technology is viewed today. The societal view seems to define technology as anything that has a power button. Secondly, the media tends to relay the message that all technology will make life better. These two ideas would be like giving a child an electric wheelchair when he could manipulate a non-electric wheelchair. Worse still, we could give a child a wheelchair who only has minimal difficulties with walking. In both of these cases, the child would receive more than necessary, resulting in a loss of skills and muscle tone. In my opinion, as our access to electronic technologies increase, we are losing many necessary skills in the process. There are positives to things like televisions, cell phones, computers, and calculators. But I believe these items have also led to decrease in creativity, memory, planning skills, and community building. We are not building these skills because we have equipment to do it for us.
That being said, I owe a “thank you” to a device that I continue to insult and consider to be unnecessary. Recently, I went to Pittsburgh to visit some friends. We planned to go to see the Pirates play the Red Sox. I volunteered to hold two of the four tickets since I had a backpack with me. The four of us arrived at the stadium and I went to retrieve the tickets. Within a few seconds I remembered that I had taken the tickets out to find my bus fare which had fallen to the bottom of the backpack. The tickets were sitting on a table in the house several miles away. I panicked, realizing that my friend and I would not be able to enter the stadium. Someone made a suggestion that we use the iPhone. The tickets I left behind were printed tickets, so the tickets were saved in E-mail form. Like magic, we were able to use the iPhone as our tickets and enter the game.
The ticket lady is trying to figure out how to scan the phone
If this tool hadn't been available, I believe we would have made due. We could have found a creative solution, made alternate plans, or bought more tickets. Though the night would have been fine either way, I was appreciative of getting to go to the game. I hadn't seen the Red Sox in person before. I learned that Red Sox must have a really good special effects crew, because they sure don't look that sloppy on tv.
Thank you, iPhone, for allowing me to be careless and forgetful without having to face any long term consequences.